The Crystal Summer website is topping up its tan on a sandy beach in beautiful sunshine. It has lobbed its mobile phone in the sea and has instructed Marco, the local barman, to only relay messages that include the word "margherita".
Not really. We've just taken the site down for a short time to tinker with some technical stuff - it'll be back up as soon as possible for all of your summer holiday needs, thanks for your patience.
In the meantime you can email us on firstname.lastname@example.org - thank you for your patience. Alternatively give us a call on 020 8939 0739.
Monday - Thursday: 9.00am-9.00pm